A British customer of this blog writes with a query about the phrase “Jesus wept”—not as the shortest verse in the King James Bible (John 11:35), but as an expletive expressing annoyed surprise. It’s a phrase that’s been in use at least since the customer’s childhood, when he heard his father use it, and that was a half-century ago (or, to be honest, a little bit more).
Despite the Biblical injunction against taking the Lord’s name in vain, the name of Jesus Christ (or variants such as “Jesus H. Christ,” “Geez,” “Sheesh,” and “fer Crissakes”) has been used an exclamation by plenty of Christians, as well as others, for centuries, if not millennia. A few examples will more than suffice: “Bi iesus” in Piers Plowman (1377), “By Jhesu” in Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales (ca. 1390), “O Jesu” in Shakespeare’s Henry IV Part 1 (1597) and “By Gis” in Hamlet (1601).
“Jesus wept,” as an expletive, is apparently of much later vintage. In James Joyce’s Ulysses (1922) Stephen Dedalus exclaims “O weeping God,” and later in the same passage says, “Jesus wept: and no wonder, by Christ.” Whether “Jesus wept” in this case is an interjection or simply a declarative statement may be open to interpretation.
In A Vision of Battlements (1965) Anthony Burgess writes dialogue that clearly uses the phrase as an expression of exasperation: “Oh, Ennis, oh God Almighty, Ennis. What the hell’s got into you these last few weeks? Oh, Jesus wept, what am I going to do with you?”
It is primarily in Great Britain, Australia, and certain parts of Ireland that “Jesus wept” is used in this fashion, but it is also found in works by the American novelist Stephen King. And an American blogger recalls that when his grandmother would trip on something, she would cry out, “Jesus wept, Moses crept, and Peter went a-fishin’!”.
Like Niobe, the lachrymose Bard of Buffalo Bayou has also wept in his time, although he tries not to, since tears falling into his Chardonnay make it taste salty. Instead he vents his emotions in cloying and often incomprehensible rhymes:
Crying when milk’s
Spilt in your tepee
Helps, I presume—
Just like John Wilkes
Booth getting weepy
At Lincoln’s tomb.
I remember both my grandparents would use a variation on this when extremely vexed (usually with me).
ReplyDelete"Jesus wept, Moses crept, and the Devil walked on crutches".
No idea where they got it from but they were both in their late 60s at that stage in the 1950s, living in Timaru, New Zealand.
This saying, that my late husband used, just popped into my mind today and I was curious to know it's origins..Mark's mothers family is form Timaru and from North Otago on is fathers. It always bring a slightly comical scene to mind..
DeleteHeard it today 22 June 2018.Elderly lady explained it may have originated in Ireland,her father used the expression.
ReplyDeleteI can remember the "Jesus wept, Moses crept and " but I don't remember the rest of it. Just today I said that to myself as more and more emails came pouring in, and it made me think I haven't heard or said that saying in probably 30 - 40 years. I think my father used to say this occasionally. He was born in the 1930s in West Virginia, a hillbilly as we kids used to tease him (we grew up in Ohio).
ReplyDeleteFunny. I said "Jesus wept" in front of my college age daughter this morning, and she asked what I said. Like the previous post, I remembered "Jesus wept, Moses crept and" but not the rest. My father was also born in West Virginia, in 1932, and we kids were born and raised in Ohio. I think I heard it from him.
ReplyDeleteMy Dad born in 1924 used to say Jesus wept,Moses crept, Tommy shot a bear, whenever he was exasperated with us kids. Then we'd all laugh. No idea of the origin, but Google brought me here
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